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Bride animation
Bride nakedBride in stockings and undiesBride in makeup and hairdoBride in wedding dress and shoesBride

Groom animation
Groom in vest and socksGroom in shirtGroom in waistcoatGroom in tailsGroom

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Bride and Groom animations

Bride

The Headmaster
Posted on: 23 June 2006, 8:41pm

Marriage is of course a form of patriarchal oppression, perpetuating outmoded sexual and cultural stereotypes and denying women their full potential*. In the West the bride is draped in white to symbolise her virginity, and is given by her previous owner, her father, to her new owner, her husband, to become his unpaid housemaid and sex slave. So both Bride and Groom can be viewed as politically incorrect.

*The exception to this is lesbian marriage. In lesbian marriages there is no oppression, the participants taking turns to beat the rugs and mow the lawn.

Groom

The Headmaster
Posted on: 23 June 2006, 8:48pm

As in 'Bride and' rather than 'Horse and'. The male oppressor primped up in his finery and pumped up with testosterone to commit legalised rape.

Kai and DebraThis and 'Bride' occurred to me because I've just spent a busy day preparing a card for the wedding of two friends tomorrow afternoon (congratulations Kai and Debra). Which also means I have the illustrations very nearly ready for this site - so coming soon...

The Headmaster
Posted on: 26 June 2006, 12:32pm

A quick change of bride - Debra is off-palette, and anyway it would be rude to show her getting ready for her big day - and the loving couple are all set for their exchange of vows.

I also made a dress-up game for the wedding card, so it's similarly adapted and here to download as pdf files - one in colour (for lazy people like you) and one line version (for children with coloured crayons clutched in their chubby little fingers).

Wedding dress-up game - in colourWedding dress-up game - to colour in

If you enjoy these, make it over to the uniform page…

zarathustra
Posted on: 2 August 2006, 7:21am

The Groom looks exactly like George Bush (to me)...anyone else agree?

The text on this page is archived from The Politically Incorrect Alphabet Forum - which unfortunately broke on August 2nd 2006 through overuse. A list of completed un-PC illustrations and their archived threads can be found here.

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