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Bristol Stool Scale

Bristol stool type 1


Type 1 -


Separate hard lumps, like nuts
Bristol stool type 2


Type 2 -


Sausage-like but lumpy
Bristol stool type 3


Type 3 -


Like a sausage but with cracks in the surface
Bristol stool type 4


Type 4 -


Like a sausage or snake, smooth and soft
Bristol stool type 5


Type 5 -


Soft blobs with clear-cut edges
Bristol stool type 6


Type 6 -


Fluffy pieces with ragged edges, a mushy stool
Bristol stool type 7


Type 7 -


Watery, no solid pieces

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