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grampy
Posted on: 1 November 2005, 1:09pm

Sugar, chocolate, nuts, and more sugar! Just the thing to get the kiddies attention!

Illustration suggestion, perhaps a candy bar with the wrapper half-opened, and maybe a bite taken out of the end.

The Headmaster
Posted on: 1 November 2005, 1:18pm

You'd think we'd have more words in common, but no. 'Candy' as you would have it is known on this side of the pond as 'Sweets' and 'Chocolate', depending on type. Good suggestion though - plus the Americanism will be doubly offensive over here, where manifestations of the new world empire steamrollering local culture always cause annoyance - though it could be interpreted as 'C for Chocolate'. It's on the 'to do' list.

The Headmaster
Posted on: 1 November 2005, 2:25pm

Ok, it's up. I initially had the bar coloured brown, but that could have been C for Chocolate or Choc ice, so instead it's sickly pink, can't be healthy, must be Candy.

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