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egg
Posted on: 23 May 2006, 3:32am

tart!

The Headmaster
Posted on: 23 May 2006, 6:30pm

Welcome egg! Fresh from the chicken's nether regions.*

You have something there - in the same way that we have 'Beaver' and 'Cock', or 'Fairy' and 'Pouffe' we could have 'Tart' - though under T of course.

*There's a story, I forget which characters the words are attributed to, in which a delicate lady is revolted by the idea of eating tongue, saying "I couldn't eat something that has been in a cow's mouth". She is offered an egg instead.

Faggot Nipple ring
The Headmaster
Posted on: 25 May 2006, 2:44pm

'Cherry' is also what you lose when you cease to be a Virgin. 'Pop' there goes another one.

I probably shouldn't include this in the alphabet but it's so easy to draw and I'm going through a lazy spell (see Faggot, and Nipple).

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