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The Headmaster
Posted on: 16 October 2005, 6:31pm

When I was a child you could still buy 'sweet cigarettes' in a packet like Woodbines. In fact I was once given a 'smoker's kit' which had a pipe and cigars as well, like a selection box.

theo
Posted on: 17 October 2005, 8:46am

Some of those packets had pictures of footballers on, presumably because everyone knows smoking makes you much better at sport.

The Lawyer
Posted on: 17 October 2005, 7:51pm

There are some alternative health warnings on matthelm.net/gallery.htm. I don't know if they would be suitable for your project. Probably not.

The Headmaster
Posted on: 25 November 2005, 3:53pm

I'm offering the fags around at last, go on, take one.

The tobacco companies must be gutted that they missed out on the advertising-in-schools that sugared drinks and trainers companies have now secured in many areas. Here's something to redress the balance.

Do you remember your first cigarette? Mine was upstairs in a half-built house, sitting on a joist above a 15 foot drop. Not the best spot to get dizzy.

christhepiss
Posted on: 5 May 2006, 4:47pm

....ah,magic memories....... on the way home from school puffing on a liquorice pipe. Tiny red sweeties representing glowing embers. In cold weather, exhaling completed the illusion.

Mixter
Posted on: 9 May 2006, 10:52pm

The tobacco companies could add high-fructose corn syrup to them and sell them in vending machines at schools.

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