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Spotty Herbert
Posted on: 21 October 2005, 9:20am

"Wiv fevvers 'n' that Miss" (titters at the back of the class).

The Headmaster
Posted on: 29 March 2006, 5:34pm

Thank you Herbert for your contribution. See how patience is rewarded? Your cock is now going up, and what a big cock it is too! It gives me a nice warm feeling inside.

And no, the illustration is neither of a Cockerel nor of a Chicken. It is a Cock.

See also, for reasons that escape me, Beaver.

The Headmaster
Posted on: 19 April 2006, 8:01am

Whilst we're on the subject, have you ever wondered what cock tastes like? My local Tescos happily now provides the answer.

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