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Crumpet

christhepiss

a tastefully illustrated crumpet is always welcome

The Headmaster

Yes indeed: first God created Marmite, and then he created buttered crumpets to spread it on. I'm starting to salivate at the thought...

The Headmaster
Added on: 26 September 2005

Here we are, hot from the grill. The girlfriend of one of my sons was raised in Canada and had no idea what a crumpet is. Well, for those of you still on the other side of the pond, it's like a fat pikelet. And is a synonym for 'totty' which is why it's here.

Conversely, until recently I had only the faintest notion what bagels and pretzels were, and I'm still unsure of the identity of an "English muffin" when it's not at home.

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