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The Lawyer
Posted on: 14 November 2005, 5:59pm

In a pool, doing demeaning tricks. Not that most people would get that much upset. So it's probably not so good an idea. Also Seal; in fact any performing animals: you have already Lion and Monkey. You could almost do a separate alphabet entirely using animals. You also have Rhino, Zebra etc etc ::). Would that make the alphabet a one trick pony?

Sorry.

The Headmaster
Posted on: 3 July 2006, 9.53am

On the contrary, I think a lot of people get very upset about dolphins being kept in captivity (with erroneous values for the life expectancy of a captive dolphin frequently being bandied about). Plus it's a pretty picture - which always counts for something here.

You'll often see a leaping dolphin (minus hoop) tattoed on the shoulder or breast of a dumpy teenager. Just to set the record straight, we're not fooled, you're still ugly. And then there are all those people who want to swim with dolphins. Why? Is it because horny dolphins like to rub their cetacean willies up against you? Or is it knowing that with a sure turn and quick flick of the tail they could batter the life out of you just for kicks? Personally I want to swim with sardines. Far safer and none of the slightly dodgy inter-species sex - bestiality is still frowned upon in polite circles is it not?

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