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Faggot, Fairy, Fat, Fireman, Flag, Frogman, Fur

illustrated threads linked above, unillustrated suggestions listed below…


Family

The Eager Young Lad
Posted on: 19 October 2005, 9:27pm

All perfectly nuclear, encompassing mother, father, older son and younger daughter; see 'boy', 'girl' and 'housewife' for suggestions on displaying those. Daddy can have slippers, a pipe and newspaper. At least four letters worth of tastelessness in one handy concept!

The Headmaster
Posted on: 19 October 2005, 11:45pm

I like this, just a shame that it doesn't fit in the space I've allowed myself for the illustrations. I'm trying to keep the v simple as you can see.


Ferrari / F1

Jonathan Katz
Emailed on 10 June 2007

Also along with Sports Car, but could also extend to their F1 shenanigans.

The Headmaster
Added on: 11 May 2007

Or Racing Car?


Fist

The Headmaster
Posted on: 3 May 2006, 11:47am

Once just a clenched hand, though somewhat aggressive, the raised fist later became a symbol of left-wing activism, the black power salute and, as a verb, an activity most famously photographed by Robert Mapplethorpe. All too much for our sensitive children. Particularly the last.

christhepiss
Posted on: 7 July 2006, 1:05pm

will you be illustrating the latter entry?

The Headmaster
Posted on: 7 July 2006, 6:30pm

I don't think we'll have any raised fists at the tradesman's entrance here, a standalone item should suffice.


Fool

grampy
Posted on: 21 November 2005, 5:12pm

Perhaps with a jester's hat and harlequin patterned silks. Holding a fool's scepter, of course.

Don't know if this one will fall afoul of the Brit/Yankee language/culture barrier or not...

The Headmaster
Posted on: 22 November 2005, 8:08am

A fool is a fool on both sides of the pond, both the mediæval jester and the type referred to by Mr T. I suppose there should be a joker in the pack...

grampy
Posted on: 22 November 2005, 1:07pm

"A fool is a fool on both sides of the pond"

Well said, Headmaster, well said.

The text on this page is archived from The Politically Incorrect Alphabet Forum - which unfortunately broke on August 2nd 2006 through overuse. A list of completed un-PC illustrations and their archived threads can be found here.

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