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Camp Scout
Guide / Girl Guide

The Headmaster
Posted on: 27 May 2006, 4:25pm

Included for the same reason as 'Scout' - the uniform and structure smack of militarism.

Just as you have cub scouts as younger versions of scouts, so you have brownies as younger versions of girl guides. But a younger cub or brownie is called a beaver. What a cruel world it is.

The Headmaster
Posted on: 28 May 2006, 5:10pm

The Guides in Britain found themselves in politically correct hot water a few years ago, when someone challenged their discriminatory membership policy. Any new troops now have to also admit boys...

The Lawyer
Posted on: 13 June 2006, 9:45am

Missed opportunity for kinetic art there. Ah, uniforms!

The Headmaster
Posted on: 28 May 2006, 4:07pm

What sort of disgusting person do you take me for!

I'm waiting until her 16th birthday…

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