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Knife

The Headmaster
Posted on: 16 October 2005, 7:01pm

OK, so the K is silent. A knife in a scabbard, such as we wore on our belts when playing in the woods, I think it was part of the cub scout's uniform.

Scabbard omitted for clarity.

The Eager Young Lad
Posted on: 19 October 2005, 9:33pm

ABC books frequently stooped to such lows (and worse - 'foX' for X, in one particular unhappy childhood memory), so I wouldn't fret over it. A swiss army knife has less immediate impact, but has much the same ramifications.

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