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The Headmaster
Posted on: 20 October 2005, 10:17pm

What's so wrong with 'Pig'? Yes Ibrahim, I know you have the answer, you too Solomon. Some religions say you can't eat pigs, possibly because undercooked pork can give you liver flukes, and therefore that they are unclean. Some zealots then go one step further and say that because they are unclean, you can't look at them, so down comes Piglet from the nursery wall. Admittedly this is an extreme view, but I reckon if the pig is served on a platter with an apple in its mouth that'll annoy more moderate Muslims and Jews and put the back up the vegetarians into the bargain.

Caput apri defero, reddens laudes domino.

See also Lobster.

The Eager Young Lad
Posted on: 20 October 2005, 11:07pm

Really nice one, and easier to represent than lobster in a discreetly offensive context.

The Headmaster
Posted on: 30 October 2005, 6:05pm

Less than a week after I posted this, the hysterical wing of the English press was trumpeting a 'PC gone mad' story about some UK bank ditching piggy banks to avoid the risk of offence. Nice to be topical.

However, back in reality Mrs W-J's school is predominantly Muslim and yet they've never felt obliged to conceal the existence of pigs from the children.

PolicemanFairy Princess
Posted on: 13 November 2005, 5:57pm

You can also get tapeworms from pig flesh, which is nice.

I like the story of the Life Cycle of a Tapeworm, not very good bedtime story fodder though. If you'd like me to share it, you should ask nicely.

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