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The Headmaster
Posted on: 16 October 2005, 5:36pm

School rules

I'm looking for subjects for a politically incorrect alphabet that are outside current acceptable usage but 'only just'. They should be subjects that might have appeared on alphabet charts back in the 50's say.

If you have a new idea, please open a new thread with it in the relevant letter in the 'suggestions' board. Make the message subject your suggested word. If you want to comment on a suggestion then add to that thread, don't start a new one.

I don't want anything obscene. You'd be missing the point.

I'd rather not have anything that could be considered racist. I know for instance that the old comic song "The Sun Has Got His Hat On" cheerfully uses the 'n' word (as do many modern rappers), but many people find it very offensive. That said, I'll go for Eskimo and Indian if I don't get better suggestions (double standards I know).

If you make a suggestion here and I use it and then become rich as a result I owe you nothing. By posting a suggestion you agree to let me use it free of charge, and give up any intellectual rights. Harsh yes, but this is my forum so tough.

I think that's about it. You can upload files if you want (at time of writing) and if you just want to chat please do it in 'Who's talking at the back there?'

Be polite, be witty, be creative.

Thank you.

The text on this page is archived from The Politically Incorrect Alphabet Forum - which unfortunately broke on August 2nd 2006 through overuse. A list of completed un-PC illustrations and their archived threads can be found here.

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