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The Headmaster
Posted on: 1 November 2005, 7:30pm

He goes by many other names but is best known to friends and foes alike as Satan. Red skinned, with cloven feet, forked tongue, pointed tail and horned head. Or just the business suit and briefcase.

The Headmaster
Posted on: 5 November 2005, 1:05pm

I've gone for the red-skinned version. Being a fallen angel, Satan ought perhaps have wings, but whilst I'm being politically incorrect I can I suppose be mythologically incorrect as well.

Fairy Princess
Posted on: 13 November 2005, 6:12pm

Is that a tiny todger dangling between the old goat's furry legs? Or is the devil subverting my innocent little mind?

The Headmaster
Posted on: 14 November 2005, 9:03am

Tiny? Yeah, well, it was cold in hell that day.

The devil is frequently depicted as being priapic, and given that he isn't human, and given that you could include the goat's pizzle (say) in a children's alphabet, I supposed the same was permissable for an illustration of Satan. But perhaps that was just the wickedness getting to me too.

Of course, it does imply that if Satan has one, then Gabriel, Michael, Raphael, Uriel and the rest from Abatha to Zozi probably do too, or the complementary lady bits, and are not all smooth like Ken and Barbie as some people have suggested. What they do with them when they're dancing on pins is up to your imagination.

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