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Burger Faggot
Grill Hotdog
Pig Steak
Spam

The Headmaster
Posted on: 23 November 2005, 2:28pm

Because Spam, as well as being a delicious and nutricious food product courtesy of Hormel Foods Corporation, is naughty.

The Lawyer
Posted on: 29 November 2005, 12:11am

And easy to draw.

The Headmaster
Posted on: 29 November 2005, 12:29am

I just make it look easy.

The Headmaster
Added on: 5 September 2005

Here's a charming example of spam, some scammers with a distinctive literary style:

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From: info@winner.com
Subject: FINAL PAYMENT RELEASE.
Date: 29 August 2007 10:06:54 BDT
To: undisclosed-recipients:;
Reply-To: j_ohnnicole@yaoo.fr

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Dear Winner

We Apologies, for the delay of your payment and all the Inconveniences And Inflict that we might have indulge you through.

However, we are Having some minor problems with our payment system, this is Inexplicable, And have held us stranded and Indolent, not having the Aspiration to devote our 100% Assiduity in accrediting foreign payments. We Apologies once again from the Records of outstanding winners due for payment With {ONLINE CYBERPROMOTION} your name and Particular was discovered as next on the list of the outstanding winners who are Yet to received their payments.

Emails were selected anonymously through a Computer ballot system from over 35,000 companies and 70,000 individual E-mail addresses all over the world and your e-mail address emerged as the winner of the 11 selected email address. This program is promoted and sponsored by Orient software corporation (Orient Networks) in collaboration with The Online CyberInternational.

I wish to inform you now that the square peg is now in Square whole and can be voguish for your payment is being processed and will be released to you as soon as you respond to this letter. Also note that from our record in ourFile, your outstanding winning payment is $950.215.00 (NINE HUNDRED AND FIFTY THOUSAND, TWO HUNDREDAND FIFTEEN DOLLARS).Payment will be made to you in a certified bank draft or wire transfer into a nominated bank Account of your choice, as soon as you get in touched with.

Mr. John Nicole
E-mail:j_ohnnicole@yaoo.fr

Provide him with the following details, as this will enable him to process and release of your cash prize without any delay.

Your Full Name:..................................
Telephone and fax Numbers:.........................
Residential Address:...............................

Your urgent reply will help him process the release of your price money.

Mr. John Nicole.

Will effect the speedy release of your cash prize to you within 7days.

Yours Sincerely,

Mrs. Jane Phillips

Vice President

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