A collaborative effort:
P for Prostitute.... or perhaps W for Whore?
I think hooker would be nice for H.
A hooker or whore, a trollop or tart, is never likely to have been seen on classroom walls - except perhaps for Mary of Bethany, the woman who washed Jesus's feet (sometimes identified as Mary Magdalene). So, strictly speaking, it doesn't satisfy my entry requirements, though these are laxly applied so there's always a chance.
There's a (possibly apocryphal) story concerning Margot Asquith, a grande dame of early C20th British society. The American actress Jean Harlow, when introduced to her, mispronounced her first name. "No" said the countess, "the 't' is silent, as in 'Harlow'".
Welcome egg! Fresh from the chicken's nether regions*.
*There's a story, I forget which characters the words are attributed to, in which a delicate lady is revolted by the idea of eating tongue, saying "I couldn't eat something that has been in a cow's mouth". She is offered an egg instead.
As baked by the Queen of Hearts, obviously a woman with a lot of love to give.
The tart is baked. I initially drew a pie (how could I be so careless?) then a tart with a lattice pastry top, finally I applied the KISS dictum and arrived at a plain, open tart. Possibly cherry.
Posted on: 13 June 2006, 10:13am
Put a cherry on top, then it would look a bit like "tit".
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