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Tart with lattice pastryPie

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Prostitute

The Policeman
Posted on: 4 May 2006, 9:16am

P for Prostitute.... or perhaps W for Whore?

Hooker

vaughn
Posted on: 20 May 2006, 3:49am

I think hooker would be nice for H.

The Headmaster
Posted on: 21 May 2006, 1:42pm

A hooker or whore, a trollop or tart, is never likely to have been seen on classroom walls - except perhaps for Mary of Bethany, the woman who washed Jesus's feet (sometimes identified as Mary Magdalene). So, strictly speaking, it doesn't satisfy my entry requirements, though these are laxly applied so there's always a chance.

There's a (possibly apocryphal) story concerning Margot Asquith, a grande dame of early C20th British society. The American actress Jean Harlow, when introduced to her, mispronounced her first name. "No" said the countess, "the 't' is silent, as in 'Harlow'".

Cherry

egg
Posted on: 23 May 2006, 3:32am

tart!

The Headmaster
Posted on: 23 May 2006, 6:30pm

Welcome egg! Fresh from the chicken's nether regions*.

You have something there - in the same way that we have 'Beaver' and 'Cock', or 'Fairy' and 'Pouffe' we could have 'Tart' - though under T of course.

*There's a story, I forget which characters the words are attributed to, in which a delicate lady is revolted by the idea of eating tongue, saying "I couldn't eat something that has been in a cow's mouth". She is offered an egg instead.

Tart

The Headmaster
Posted on: 25 May 2006, 2:40pm

As baked by the Queen of Hearts, obviously a woman with a lot of love to give.

The Headmaster
Posted on: 26 May 2006, 8:25am

The tart is baked. I initially drew a pie (how could I be so careless?) then a tart with a lattice pastry top, finally I applied the KISS dictum and arrived at a plain, open tart. Possibly cherry.

Nipple Tart with a cherry on top
The Lawyer
Posted on: 13 June 2006, 10:13am

Put a cherry on top, then it would look a bit like "tit".

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