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grampy
Posted on: 22 November 2005, 1:13pm

Black cape, maybe a little blood on the fangs...certainly enough to make it hard to get the kiddies to sleep.

The Headmaster
Posted on: 22 November 2005, 2:40pm

I was thinking of this myself late the other night, as I sat watching the horror channel. True, it's not strictly politically incorrect, but scaring children with horrors from beyond the grave has a - limited - place (cf coffin, ghost, skeleton etc), and Vampire is definitely one of the classics of the lexicon.

I think we'll skip Frankenstein, Mummy, Werewolf etc. unless I find I have too much time on my hands.

The Headmaster
Posted on: 24 November 2005, 9:36pm

The Count is now up, about to pounce on his next meal (victim supplied separately).

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